The Longest Named Burger

I am not sure that snowboarding is the easiest sport to begin with, but it's definitely a bit more difficult if you're already hurt.  But that shouldn't stop you, like it didn't (completely) stop me.  At least it didn't until I ended up on a blue trail that I had no business attempting.

After that, it was time for a little break, which ended up being a long break with a bunch of beers and eventually a cheeseburger.  But not just any cheeseburger.  A cheeseburger with probably the longest name I have ever seen on a single menu item.  And that was before the description, which ironically ended up being shorter than burger's name.  The burger?  The smoked bacon and maine pineland farms onion and garlic jack cheese cab burger.  Which of course I ordered by its full name, much to the amusement of the bartender.  That burger was fantastic.  It was also massive, and oddly shaped.  I would have to say it was about the same size and shape as a 3 by 5 index card.  The bun was not quite as large though, which made things a bit messy.

I'll probably eat another one tomorrow, after I've finished destroying my knee.

-Jon